I did it (phrasing). One of my favorite running jokes on Archer.

This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts person
Finished size is approximately 5" tall x 7" wide when worked on 14 count fabric. The image is composed of 4 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.

Each pattern contains:

* Color picture of the finished image
* Pattern in black and white symbols on several pages
* DMC floss list
* Full stitch count
* Floss use yardage

Design contains fractional stitches and no backstitches, appropriate for an intermediate stitcher. Pattern may be worked on different count fabric which will result in a different sized finished product.

All cross stitch patterns are copyright Robin Hobbs and are for personal use only. Reselling or redistributing patterns in any way is prohibited, unless given written permission by designer. Although, one finished work from my pattern is yours to do with as you please.